harsh in kinesphere

What if cricket became the next soccer/ football? We’d be seeing participation from all the continents /*if we’d stop being such sissies and let the penguins play!!*/

But what would really happen??? Really?

The Afghan batsmen would go KABOOM!!!! if the opposing team appealed or even looked at the umpire. When it’d be their turn to bowl, the fielders would hide below the ground and would only surface only in the event of a possible catch. How difficult would it be for the Chinese? Their foreign ministry would have to intervene in order to appeal, since their players wouldn’t be allowed to talk with outsiders. There would also be another problem; no one would be able to tell if the next batsman that came from the pavilion was not indeed the same person. Mexico wouldn’t participate because half of the team would try to run into the American pavilion. Finally if USA started playing, they’d think of themselves as the ones who redeemed cricket, they’d file patents for all the things done on the field, but then, actually they wouldn’t participate as they prefer a similar sport with much tighter clothing which involves sliding on the ground and touching each other with a ball.

Ahhhhh the possibilities are endless!